Are you the diamond shirt or is the diamond shirt you?
“I respect these women as artists but hey, babes, look at my diamond shirt.”
“To be honest, me and this shirt haven’t showered for weeks.”
“Just leave me alone with my diamond shirt.”
“And I said HEY what a wonderful kind of day, if we could learn to work and play and get along with each other. HEY!
“You might not believe me but this shirt and that hat give me magical powers. Like the ability to make you weep with only a single chord.”
“If you love my diamond shirt put your hands up!”
It’s Friday night! Time to break out your diamond shirt!
“And then I was like, girl, if you can’t get behind my shirt then you can’t get behind me.”
“I don’t care that I’m on Letterman! I won’t perform without my diamond shirt!”
